Morbid Curiosity ([info]morbid_curious) wrote,
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  • Music: Inconnu Media [The Endparty] - New Year's Day
The incidental choice of music playing currently amuses me, given the day's events.

Today I went to Hagley Park for Operation Bubbly Kumquat Fizz - a pacifist warfare event to celebrate the Chinese new year. Three factions took part: The KAOS Expeditionary Army (of which I was a part), Alf's Imperial Army, and the Asian Ancestral Army. All told, I think maybe somewhere between 100-150 combatants appeared on the field of honour. The general premise of the battle was the Alfs attempting to keep China British - which, of course, they lost. KAOS forces joined battle originally on the side of the Alfs, but being the traitorous bunch that we are, we eventually set up on the AIA flank and helped the Chinese decimate them.

Memorable parts of the battle for me:
* Being attacked by a soldier who had inexplicably turned into a zombie, and thus becoming a zombie in my own right. Which meant of course my fearless comrades pointed me in the direction of the enemy, allowing me to raven, slay, and eventually have my head "chopped off" and my heart stabbed by a few stout fellows with paper swords.

* Helping to stop an Alf armour charge upon the Asian flank by using the Arthur Dent manoeuvre (i.e. lying down in the path of the vehicle).

* Discovering that I'm inexplicably accurate with indirect-fire water balloons.

* Executing of a traitor using a rotary automatic suction-dart launcher ("remember chaps, wild uncontrollable bursts!").

* Drawing many enemy combatants at once by holding a sword in such a manner as to look as if I really knew how to use one (poses a la Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon).

* English Lion versus Chinese Dragon. And the Chinese dragon biting the head off an enemy officer wearing a Winston Peters mask. [Note for non-New Zealanders: a politician well-known for having unfriendly ideas about our immigration policies. Not quite as bad as Australia's Pauline Hansen, but in the same vein at times.]

We had quite a crowd, due to it being a rather lovely day, being a bunch of people playing silly-buggers in the middle of the city, and having scheduled our battle for shortly after a Summertimes Festival concert of some variety. I also managed to drag along a couple of friends as spectators, who seemed to be fairly well-amused by the goings-on.

After the battle, I headed off to a friend's 21st birthday party, where I was fortunate enough to be able to beg a shower off the lovely host, and make myself somewhat more presentable. I caught up with quite a few people there who I hadn't seen in quite a long time, and some people who I had talked to in the past but had never actually met (teh Intarweb is good like that, no?). All good.

At about 6:30 or so I ducked off from that party to go to a Chinese restaurant - one owned and staffed by our co-combatants, who had generously offered us a free meal in thanks for the afternoon's festivities. I found the food rather delicious indeed, and their iced lemon tea was very nice - I'm not used to a drink having a slightly bitter aftertaste that is still a pleasant one. There were a number of toasts at the dinner - and some eulogies and a minute of silence for one Willie Butler, a member of Alf's Imperial Army who died recently in a climbing accident. Though I never met the man, it is clear that he was well-loved by the troops, and the stories they shared will live on as a memoriam to a man worthy of much respect. It was good to see the venue filled with people enjoying themselves and the company of their co-combatants of whichever faction, and reliving some of the afternoon's events via a television in the corner that displayed stills and video footage. All in all, it seemed like everyone had a very good time, and that's something to be both proud and happy about, in my humble opinion.

After having a discussion with one of our hosts as to what the Chinese characters on their T-shirts meant, I decided I wished to buy one of the ones they had on sale, but their print run was unfortunately only in one size, so they're going to contact me and send me a T-shirt later once they've made them in my size. The restaurant's name means "ancestral place", and the T-shirts have a character changed to mean "ancestral/aboriginal people". They made us feel very welcome and comfortable, and I think it'd be nice to have such a memento. Happy new Year of the Sheep/Goat to you.

After leaving the restaurant I made my way back to the party, which was going in full swing by the time I got there. More people had arrived as dark-time approached, including the ever-lovely [info]lucilu. I finally found the time to make good on the back-fixing that I'd promised her a while ago, and it seemed to have some beneficial effects - though she has serious computer-user/artist shoulders, and will need a more concerted effort in future to work some of the stubborn knots out, I think.

As our hosts were planning to head into town (to clubs which tend to have unfortunately high levels of cigarette smoke, and the like - bad allergy, bad!), four of us took a trip to Denny's, where the food and conversation was quite enjoyable (although a little puzzling at a couple of points). We returned just in time to find the other people finally getting around to leaving, so I said my good-byes to all and sundry and cycled off home.

This has been a good day for me. Doing fun things and having one's friends around can make one feel much more at peace with the world - and if you have to die repeatedly to paper swords, water balloons and the occasional zombie to do so, then so be it.

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[info]krasota

February 1 2003, 13:23:27 UTC 9 years ago

i read the account of the fearsome battle to boy. he is confused. he's cute like that.

[info]morbid_curious

February 1 2003, 15:49:13 UTC 9 years ago

It is perhaps fortunate, then, that I forgot to make mention of the fearsom Conga Line Charge (a staple battle tactic of many years), which those towards the end of the line were then able to pull back into a Conga Line Retreat, in order to regroup.
Have you ever tried to conga in reverse?

[info]lucilu

February 1 2003, 16:58:15 UTC 9 years ago

Why, yes. The day was fantastic, I must admit. I had a lot of fun watching KAOS do their thing, and I was happy to see you back at the 21st Party. (Big hugs and snuggles on the Back Massage, it seems to be not as tense as it was when I woke up this morning). Definitly good to catch up with IRC people, as well. I think all things considered, the day and evening went fantastic, and I'm pleased that no un-wanted visitors arrived that night. Thank you for the company, it was fandoobilieastic.

o/~ And the dragon comes in the NIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiIiiIiiiiIiiiGHHhhhHHHhhh

[info]ninthline

February 3 2003, 01:03:37 UTC 9 years ago

psst hi (:

[info]morbid_curious

February 3 2003, 03:17:10 UTC 9 years ago

Fancy seeing you here. What's a nice squirrel like you doing in a place like this?

[info]ninthline

February 3 2003, 04:20:08 UTC 9 years ago

just kicking some blocks around the street. actually, what squirrel is doing, is everything but. ca va i assumed oh my! i just wanted to say hi with a vengance (: grrr

[info]morbid_curious

February 3 2003, 04:34:16 UTC 9 years ago

Well, vengeful hellos in your direction too, then. Grarr.

[info]lady_midnite

February 27 2003, 15:58:20 UTC 9 years ago

Ya know, this makes me wish we had things like this to do here in CO...most of our "outings" consist of people tackling me into the nearest large drift of snow. Course, this is the first time in a while that we've had any, but at least they dont have to pack me in the car and drive for hours to find snow to throw me in...but the indirect fire water balloon launching sounds rather interesting...maybe I could hit things that way since directly throwing them doesnt seem to work...
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