Morbid Curiosity (morbid_curious) wrote,
Morbid Curiosity

Pirate physics and collective nouns

There are several collective nouns (or "isotopes") for pirates, depending on the collection size. These include: lot, band, crew and mutiny.

It should be noted that a mutiny is an unstable isotope, and is prone to decaying by either emitting one capton or several sub-captonic particles. This takes place in proportion to the mainbrace equilibrium pressure divided by the Plank Constant, partitioned along a plunder-manifold splice in R-space.

(The search continues for evidence of the Higgs Bosun, still wanted in connection with a very dark matter indeed.)

[Copied from a Facebook comment, for posterity. See also Zero Point Ninja Energy for earlier ponderings, including inverse ninja power ratios and quantum cowboy collision.]
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